Let’s Eat Cake

Cake..cake..cake..cake
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Let us eat cake

No dollars in the bank, No coins in the couch cushions, No pennies in the jar and I’m all out of ideas..

The mortgage is late and the fridge is empty; No meat, cheese, nor bread.
No liquor in the cabinet, No pills in the drawer, and No hidden stashes.

No gas in the car, and even if there were, there’s No money to go anywhere

The silver is tarnished and can’t be polished… and we sold all that we could sell.                   The phones are ringing and the mailman has a job…so (he) won’t quit

The laundry basket is overflowing and there’s No laundry detergent, No dish liquid, and No soap…

SO..there’s No undies, No socks, No shirts, and No pants                                                          Just Bare backs and bare bottoms..

Bare Feet and Bare Breasts,

Bare Faces and Bared of Ego

Bare to the essential..

Naked, unbiased, unprejudiced, simple and free, and honestly choiceless.

But, there’s YOU…

…and ME

and WE can make CAKE.

Let’s eat cake :-) It truly is the sweetest and the most fulfilling part of life.

 

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Chowder

Image Credit: Cartoon Network

Image Credit: Cartoon Network

FUNNY:

I had this dream last night about the cartoon “Chowder” I dreamt that Me, Chowder, Mung Daal, and the goofy one (Rada Rada)- Shinitzel were lost in a Parallel Universe with these translucent floaty aliens. We were running through the cartoon streets, desperately trying to escape these creatures. We ran until we came to what we thought was the “Kitchen” and assumed that we made it safely home. But, NO! Remember, we are in a Parallel Universe so everything looks like well, hell Everything.

Anyway, I (of-course) had this strong desire to bake Peach Cobbler (yummy). Well, right when I was going to put the pies in the oven the Translucently Thingy’s appeared! They surrounded us in the kitchen. Chowder was screaming and crying because he wouldn’t be able to eat the pies. Mung Daal was pleading for his life, and Shinitzel was just humming “Rada Rada”..almost like a low buzz. Entranced, I took one of the unbaked pies and threw it toward the beings. It floated through them and into a magical elevator that suddenly appeared… “Rada Rada”… At once we all leaped toward the elevator, we stopped, dropped, and rolled and kind of positioned ourselves in what looked like a “Charlie’s Angels” pose… Instantly, The pie gracefully landed in my outstretched hand then the elevator door closed. The end.

Weird right? I’m thinking it has to mean, Penis Envy.. What else. That Shinitzel (Rada Rada) looks just like one. Or maybe I just really want some peach cobbler.

Quite funny

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